[wmf]

Everyone knows that IPv4 is running out; we've known for years. That's non-news. (You can tell because CNN is covering it.) The story is how people are fixing the problem.

Also, your "buy gold" quip gets an insta-flag for scaremongering.

[volomike]

Try and draw me a line between scaremongering and being realistic about forecasts?

[joeyo]

This sounds like a variant of Poe's law.