[a3n]

> If you’ve been through interviews at some companies that are not as good at interviewing, then you probably had some questions on your list such as

> Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Dead.

> Why do you want to work here?

You have money.

> How do you handle disagreements with coworkers?

Attempt constructive engagement, and if that doesn't work then shun them.

[pawadu]

Sorry, but you are too honest to work in our industry.

Have you thought about going into politics or drugs instead?

[lighthazard]

Sorry, no culture fit.

[kangdolit]

> > Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

> Dead.

Did you say you have a three-year vesting schedule? I'll be at another company probably, since you'll have me doing two jobs for my original compensation and title after the second year.

[foo101]

What are your strengths and weaknesses?

[a3n]

Honesty and honesty.

[nercht12]

You forgot "humor".

[nercht12]

and "humor".

[kinkrtyavimoodh]

Brevity.