Not if the list is allocated within a slab, as described in the article. Imagine list elements allocated continuously (as in an array) but the ordering is decided by the pointers within each node, instead of assuming a fixed order. All the elements still are in the same cache line.
Linked lists take more memory than arrays, so even in your example it's not as obvious as your making it out to be. Further, your ordering assumes no deletes.
Yea, it's really seeks being horribly slow on out of cache linked lists being horribly slow, and then inserts and deletes being fast once you find the right node.