[LorenzoLlamas]

Totally hilarious. Exaaaaactly.

O.M.G.... 25 ways to reach someone, and no one is home. What is wrong with folks? Is this guy desperate for contact? And yet, is there an actual contact form on that mess of icons? What are even half those networks?

This guy must drink a lot of coffee (I didn't check out his Amazon Wishlist... one of his icons).

Seriously, can I just send the guy an email? Nope... I still have to decide between work and personal.

I could reach the President of the USA with greater ease.

And how he thinks 16kb is an achievement is beyond me. That's 16,000 bytes roughly... of nonsense.

Heck, if you really want to save even more bytes. Just put an email only (no HTML). The spammers will still figure it out and the rest of us and can do some cutting-and-pasting to help our caloric offsets after reading through that pile of self-promoting krap.