[nommm-nommm]

Wow, I can't even... this is comedy gold:

>four tons of force

>delivered weekly

>QR code

>online database

>patent-pending

>400 custom parts

>scanner

>microprocessor

>wireless chip

>wireless antenna

>revolutionary machine

>subscription model

>“platform” for ... food delivery,

Guys, we are talking about a juicer here.

[gvb]

Its the "unix toaster" of the 21st century although, to be fair to the unix toaster, at least DRM was not one of its requirements.

http://www.danielsen.com/jokes/objecttoaster.txt

[ceejayoz]

> Guys, we are talking about a juicer here.

It's not even that! It's literally just a $400 machine to squeeze out the contents of a bag. It comes pre-juiced in the packets!