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It's modeled after the way Facebook does their own internal analytics, with Scuba.

Go ask them how they like it.

[spimmy]

Oh yeah, I wrote the blog post. And it had nothing to do with our launch. It was supposed to be funny, not a comprehensively detailed argument.

If you haven't been woken up by any or all of these things, I wouldn't expect you to find it as amusing as those of us who have.