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by PaulHoule 3353 days ago
"I got sick and tired of programming in blub and then I realized blub only had 23 keywords so I abbreviated them to a single lowercase letter and have people write identifiers starting with either an uppercase letter or one of the three remaining lowercase letters. Ever since I started programming in 'b' I started wearing out keyboards so often -- those blub programmers will never understand the value of 'b' being a succint language since they have never used one.