[corndoge]

Most likely an American trying to write in an Eastern European accent.

[tomjakubowski]

Yeah, it's so over the top that it reads like a native English speaker's intentional obfuscation.

[tyingq]

I immediately thought of the "Opulence, I has it" commercials from DirecTV.

[cyphunk]

this. and probably an american that had not lived outside the US long enough to notice how over the top the effort comes off as.