[LordWinstanley]

Brilliant read. I hope enough time has passed now for you to laugh about it.

You seem to have an unfinished sentence, part way through though. [italicised]

>She tells me that it has been declared ‘non relevant’. I can’t even. She says it’s doubtful that they will issue a cheque for that amount

[ismiseted]

Oh, that's how the kids talk these days! And TBH, I was able to laugh my way through most of it. (I would have cracked up otherwise.) I had low expectations, and once we got into Kafka territory I just decided to try and enjoy the ride.

[LordWinstanley]

I've had similar fun'n'japes with their cousins this side of the water, BT. But I don't think we descended quite that far into insanity.