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by abulman 3388 days ago
Since the code already exists, within pi - or tau - surely all you have to do is to find the working code with it.

I'm sure that you can do that before noon of the first of next month.

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Actually I was going to unveil another project that day. I've been excitedly working on this idea since I had the epiphany last night. So, I was checking our logs over the weekend and noticed that no jobs or processes ran between 2 and 3 AM early Sunday morning. I thought it was a fluke of our system, but I started poking around in unrelated logs and I found the same thing. I even looked at a couple of public systems and saw the same thing. Now I don't know why this is but apparently NO Unix systems (and I think maybe Windows too) ran any processes during that window. Is it some bug in the OS? Maybe, but I can exploit it.

So I've designed a once-a-year data processing system. It's going to queue up all your requests throughout the year and save them for this "quiet window" and then distribute all the jobs across all network connected computers running this new code. I think I'll make a pull request to Linux for maximum coverage. The best thing is, there is absolutely no performance hit or impact on everyone's servers because they're ALREADY not being used.

I heard that all the servers in Arizona still processed data during that time. Sounds like a conspiracy to me.
Arizona is able to compute during that time period due to the residual heat in the desert providing energy.
Oh no, it turns out that pi also contains the worst, most draconian software licenses!
It was a joke about "Tau Day," on June 28th.
That was a joke about "April Fools", on April 1st.
I thought it was a joke about unreal expectations.
I thought it was a dilbert style joke about the unreal expectations of people who are not software engineers.
I appreciate your suggestion and will stop writing code immediately.

Should work great for love letters too as long as I write them in UTF-8.