[dheera]

0. Pick lock to roof of building 54

1. Get caught by CP's, pay $500 fine

2. Claim $250,000 from Media Lab?

[DonHopkins]

0. Pick lock to underground tunnels.

1. Flaunt hacking ethics posted in the Tomb of the Unknown Tool.

2. Disobey "No Toad Sexing" sign.

3. Dose the milk and cookies left for FBI at Bexley Hall LSD lab.

4. Congratulate RMS for his life's work on Open Source Software and Linux.

5. Claim $250,000 from Media Lab?