[ythn]

"How long is this photoshop task going to take you?"

"A least a week"

Manager that knows little about photoshop: "OK"

Manager that is proficient in photoshop: "Really? Looked like a 2 day job to me"

[raarts]

Asshole manager that knows shit: asks one of your colleagues leaving out some details so he'll get a lower estimate, then tries to commit you to that timeline.