[DanHulton]

So many people not getting the joke here. This article is a send-off of the idea that PHP is "just easy" anymore, but frankly, misses its shot.

Of course it's complex when you introduce complexity. So is anything by definition. If you don't want to do complex things, you're fine. But if you want to have a database, have a framework abstract away the truly dangerous and boring shit, use a modern, type-safe version of Javascript, write CSS in something approaching a maintainable fashion, and deliver a responsive, reactive site, you'll have to do something like this, regardless of language.

Also, the author neglected to set up database migrations, to say nothing of a Dockerfile.

[unscaled]

All true. But OP was never trying to argue that PHP is more complex than other language, but instead claimed that once you get to the point of requiring complexity, PHP doesn't get to have the "it's braindead simple" advantage anymore. To quote:

--- Disputes like “Why do I need PHP if there’s Java?” have become more frequent nowadays. I don’t know who’s in the right, Holly Wars are tricky. But each dispute has an argument in favor of PHP — it’s easy for beginners. To my mind, this argument isn’t valid anymore, which is exactly what I was trying to say in this article. A novice programmer will have to learn lots of new things, as well as write tons of configs: frameworks (very similar to java frameworks), databases, linux, shminux, JavaScript with all its baggage, http-protocol, various tooling and many more. Even if it’s not SPA.