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> All expert medical procedures in the UK will be carried out by an MD, no matter what part of your body they're on

Point of pedantry, which doesn't really affect your argument: the professional medical degree in the UK is the MBChB (Bachelor of Medicine / Bachelor of Surgery -- abbreviation can vary by institution). The MD is either a research degree (similar to a PhD) or, at certain older universities, a higher doctorate similar to a DSc. In either case, most British doctors don't have one.