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by davidw
5869 days ago
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According to the ancient, unspoken rules of the Silicon Valley elders, this means that Bill will have to pass the Sacred Dagger of Evil to Steve in a secret ceremony with the sacrifice of a virgin. Apple fans are already lining up by the hundreds, hoping to be the "chosen one". Said one "well, yeah, stabbed to death, but...hey, it's Apple! The iDagger is so cool!" |
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