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> I feel like this is the best short ever

'feeling like' is not a good way to convincing me to short something. nor long. nor anything ;)

> ..., but I feel like the multiplied probabilities of both make it as clear a bet as you ever get

So you 'feel' like it would be a 'clear bet' ? sounds like a big maybe to me.

How about NOT shorting/longing at all ? I feel like this is the clearest bet for me ;)

(edit: spacing)