[perardi]

The right thinks Soros funds everything. The left thinks the Koch brothers fund everything.

Me, I'm waiting around for a shadowy billionaire to fund my histrionic internet posting. $30/per trolling comment seems fair.

[DrScump]

  I'm waiting around for a shadowy billionaire to fund my histrionic internet posting.

Me, too. I keep looking for such an offer in the "Who is hiring?" postings, but no dice.