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by nicolas314 3424 days ago
Three guys just arrived in the Gulag. They ask each other what they did to end up there. First one says:

- I came to work 5 minutes late, I was sentenced to 10 years for sabotage

Second one says:

- I came to work 5 minutes early, I was sentenced to 10 years for espionage.

Third one says:

- I came to work precisely on time, I was sentenced to 15 years for contraband of foreign clocks.