[wattt]

> by Segway

What planet are you living on where this is true? Do you work for Segway's marketing department or something?

[simonh]

I think the post makes more sense if you replace 'Millennial' with 'Exaggerated caricature of a Hipster'.

[bitwize]

Come now. Everybody knows the fixie is the hipster ride of choice.

[beaconstudios]

are unicycles out now?

[amelius]

Perhaps he meant those hoverboards that don't actually hover.