[nitemice]

I'm sure the boss would love to come round every ten minutes to play school-teacher, and tell the noisy kids to keep it down.

[noir_lord]

Well that's what the IoT aspect is for, so many noise events in a defined period and you just send an automated email with a disciplinary notice (again, I'm joking).

Though actually a distributed noise sensor that reports via a simple interface might actually be a useful thing for businesses.