T-shirt: "One world. One people. One slab of asphalt. Committee to Pave the Earth, Newark, NJ."
As a kid, I visited an US Army Corps of Engineers training base, and they gave us the bituminous vs rigid pavement training talk, with two sergeants arguing the benefits of each.
Wait until you deal with government programs. You not only get a lobby[1], but there are t-shirts that need buying. I still think a healthy business could be run just by sending letters to all new grantees advertising t-shirts for their new program.
Yes, everyone has an association, often multiple.
1) yes, government grant programs (e.g. Head Start) have lobbying organizations to lobby for more money for the grant programs.
As a kid, I visited an US Army Corps of Engineers training base, and they gave us the bituminous vs rigid pavement training talk, with two sergeants arguing the benefits of each.