[TurboHaskal]

Wake up at five something, take a piss, shower and dress yourself.

No time for breakfast, throw intra and post-workout shakes into the bag and head to the gym with SO.

After training, we may sit down to eat something in a bakery depending on the time.

Go to work. Upon arriving fetch some decaff and prepare that stupid daily meeting. Middle manager crack.

Lunch break. Walk in the park for one hour while drinking a litre of milk, phoning relatives and listening to podcasts.

I get paid for browsing HN.

After work it's all me and SO time. We love cooking elaborated dinners and gossiping about our colleagues.

Videogames and technical books are the only computer related things I still do. I despise them so much I had to buy a PlayStation for gaming as touching a keyboard makes me anxious.

GitHub is your resume now.