[djkrudy]

As a hiring manager, I would never believe this response, because as an interviewee there isn't a company on the planet I could say all these things about AFTER working there for 30 years, much less before working there. I'd just laugh because anybody who says something like this has no idea how mucked up a simple task can get in the real world. Jeez, are you a second semester business administration UG student?

[kafkaesq]

As a hiring manager, I would never believe this response,

Right - it was meant to be facetious.

[Humdeee]

"So, did I get the position?"

[djkrudy]

"Do you have any questions for us?" "Um, how many days can I call in sick in a year before I get fired?"