[archmikhail]

Analysts remain "concerned" about $AAPL growth because world forests cannot produce enough paper for how much cash $AAPL continues to print.

[sparky_z]

The good news is that the Irish government uses Euros, which are made of cotton fiber, not wood pulp.

[cgh]

US dollars are made of cotton and linen.

[sparky_z]

I almost mentioned that too (basically nobody makes money out of paper, it's too fragile), but it ruined the snappiness of the quip.

[ricardonunez]

Microsoft and Alphabet are printing money. Apple had to go digital.

[freehunter]

That's why they switched to high resolution displays, so they could fit all the zeros in their bank account on the screen without scrolling.

[ChuckMcM]

you know you are in trouble when we start having electron shortages resulting in not enough electrons to erase flash chips so we can program in the large bank balances :-)

[thecosas]

One was quoted, saying "The paper shortage due to Apple's enormous cash reserves are overblown; that's why they have Apple Pay."

[deeth_starr]

$AAPL has requested the mint start making them 1 trillion dollar coins