[overcast]

So I shouldn't dye my hair before running the interview gauntlet?

[ProxCoques]

I won't let go of my Just For Men until they pry it from my cold, dead hands!

[maxxxxx]

Shave your head instead.

[overcast]

Blasphemy. My locks are impressively full.

[softawre]

But if you do shave your head, you must get some of those stylish glasses. So says the fashion guidelines of the Programmers of the Middle Age.