[mlnhd]

You think you're really righteous? You think you're pure at heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.

[pimlottc]

Also reminds me of a great classic from The Onion [0] about the winner of the yoga championship:

“I am the serenest!” Bikram shouted to the estimated crowd of 20,000 yoga fans, vigorously pumping his fists. “No one is serener than Sri Dhananjai Bikram—I am the greatest monk of all time!”

0: http://www.theonion.com/article/monk-gloats-over-yoga-champi...

[pc86]

Never thought I'd see a Weird Al quote on HN.

[TeMPOraL]

My favourite line from that song is "On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife".

[aaronchall]

Another apropos line: "So don't be vain, and don't be whiny, or my brother I might have to get medieval on your hiney!"