[stronsay]

This website is essentially 6 lines of text and a web form. This could be implemented in, say, 25 kilobytes of PHP code.

Your website took around 6 seconds to load, weighs 3.5MB and requires my machine to pull data from about 17 different domains.

I realize that you (assuming you are the author of this site) are mostly just following current web design trends (single page websites) so I'm not putting the blame squarely on you, but how is this even remotely reasonable? Honestly, I prefer the average 90's website to this.