[throwaway1892]

I remember that one because of the offer to learn Oracle during a cruise, complete with the important part "Convince the boss" : http://www.dba-oracle.com/BC_cruise.htm

[Spooky23]

Unfortunately, the thing that stuck in my head was "redneck philosophy".

http://www.dba-oracle.com/redneck.htm

[yellowapple]

This is obviously fake; real rednecks can't afford an Oracle license.

[nommm-nommm]

Wow, He actually has a good point in that staying on a cruise ship is usually cheaper than staying at a hotel.