[robomartin]

My gym offers a premium membership that, among other things, gives you access to a secondary locke room with private lockers, laundry services, etc. Members access this room through the regular locker room. There's a frosted glass door in back, past the "regular" lockers --in quotes because at $150 a month there's nothing regular about standard membership. To the left of the glass door one finds a retinal scanner.

Yup, these morons are giving a gym more money and their retinal scan to have private lockers and laundry services. I'm sure they feel James Bond-ish by unlocking a door by staring into the little device on the wall.

No thanks, I'll keep my "regular" membership.