[sdegutis]

Chopping off your thumb is only in movies, where logic barely exists. In real life, you can cancel your funds and reverse their fraudulent transactions.

[exlurker]

How're you gonna do that without thumbs?

[sdegutis]

Use your pinky to dial your bank on your landline ;)

[jrnichols]

always register another finger with Touch ID.

or a toe. i got bored and tried a toe. it worked. but i'm not putting my feet on my iPhone again.

[abiox]

"Ok Google, call the bank..."