[douche]

I always thought it was a little silly to religiously persecute script-tags at the bottom of an html page for single-use event hooks and listeners and initialization logic. Instead I was told best practices were to split that one-off code out into another file, bundle it up with a bunch of other unrelated garbage, minify it, and link the whole kit and kaboodle in.

Meanwhile, when you need to go edit the logic operating on some element later, you end up grepping through your code base for ids, classnames, element types, whatever, trying to figure out where that bit of code that operates on that element got to, often several directories in the file structure away from the markup.