[sdfjkl]

Took me a moment to parse the name correctly. Perhaps GoDB would've been a better choice, although I assume naming conventions prevented that and so the second letter of the alphabet was declared a deity instead.

[ademarre]

Coincidentally, something called "GodBolt" [0] is on the front page at the same time. At first glance I almost thought they were related posts.

[0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13182726