[RGamma]

"Using superadvanced machine learning techniques we've trained our great Uber Customer Surv^D^D^D^DSatisfaction Improvement Module (TM) to predict customer vomitting with over 90% accuracy and will automatically deploy a <your name here> antiemetic for just $10 (free for Uber Prime customers). Tell us how we can improve Uber even more in the comments!(1)"

(1) Joke's on you. We already know better.

[user5994461]

Just need Samsung to put alcohol meters in its next phone.

A few years time to market. Damn. We may get accurate sickness data worldwide before we get driving cars.