[q3r3qr3q]

Then he will complain that his normal sized slices don't toast efficiently enough in one of those.

[contingencies]

Others have complained if the slot is too big for the piece, the piece falls one side and gets toasted in one part and not in another part. That's other people's feedback, not mine.

Some toasters have wire meshes that close in on the bread to hold it vertical, but they tend to leave marks.

[funnyfacts365]

Those marks can be a real problem... How will your stomach handle seeing the marks after you chewing the bread? /s