[thenewwazoo]

If anyone out there in Internet land is going to do this, please, please select INTERCAL as the high-level language, I implore you.

[hood_syntax]

I put in a vote for Malbolge

[nfd]

Ooh, or the highest-level language, Homespring. http://xeny.net/Homespring

[hood_syntax]

I kind of want to implement that now...