[yoz-y]

Baby steps, but we will eventually get to reactive-brainfuck.

[Cyph0n]

I've already filed a patent for BaaS (Brainfuck as a service), so don't even think about it guys. I'm in it for the long run ;)

[nickpsecurity]

That's funny because I already had this patent describing:

"Combination of Brainfuck with paper mediums for transmission to location for processing, storage, distribution, and archiving of said combinations."

If you made a Brainfuck patent, you need to write me a check.

[qwertyuiop924]

I can verify: he mentioned it in the thread on the sigtbd parallel brainfuck CPU paper (and yes, that was real: you can look it up).

[qwertyuiop924]

...Wait, wrong patent. Nevermind.

Still funny though.

[nickpsecurity]

You should've left off the correction. Now I can't supeona you for the trial in East Texas.

[qwertyuiop924]

...Well than you'd sue me when I testified accurately on the stand, and that would hardely be ideal, now would it?

[ifdefdebug]

Ok but first we should rewrite the kernel in brainfuck. No, really.

[nickthemagicman]

All someone has to do is write a JS->brainfuck transpiler and we could have this.

[hobofan]

I'd really like to see that. I'm eager to build a small program that takes style offenses like nested ternary operators and replaces them with a still functional brainfuck equivalent, to highlight how anoying that style of programming is to read.

[nickthemagicman]

Thats hilarious lol Or some of those rediculously dense ruby one liners could fit the bill too.

[this-dang-guy]

How about one where style pages via bf->js->sass->css

[DrJones1098]

I mean yeah but this is javascript. Only 3 phases of transpilation is for noobs.

brainfuck->typescript->es6->via babel->es5->postCss plugins->sass->css->transpiled to react components->transpiled to an Angular 2 project->to webcomponents->transpiled to ArnoldC language->transpiled to a Turing complete Shopify liquid template-> commonjs and browserified->rails sprocket pipeline->then piped to /dev/null

It's not easy being a Javascript Ninja/Rockstar.

[msiggy]

the pipe to /dev/null made it all worth it

[this-dang-guy]

/Slowclap :D

[foota]

Waiting for serverless brainfuck

[Artemix]

And maybe a brainfuck framework to develop cross-platform apps