[ethbro]

Engineer's solution: drink less water when you want to use your wireless headphones (also, for a few days previous)

[paulddraper]

Also, become more similar to a petite woman.

[sangnoir]

> Also, become more similar to a petite woman.

This is the most diplomatic way to say "lose some weight" I have ever heard.

[karmacoda]

Use an umbrella.