[koanarc]

Clever idea, though I'd recommend allowing multiple choice searches, and perhaps including in this post a zip code known to have existing users, just for example purposes -- if we can't get any results for given search criteria, the effort to review is a little much to keep interest. How many users do you have so far?

Also, the "procreative/festive/hedging their bets" field is completely obscure. What the hell does that even mean?

edit: also also, I'd hire a professional copy editor. What you've got has a lot of character, but a bit longwinded -- simple sells. If you're shooting for the stars it could use some cleanup by somebody completely grammar-anal/with an English degree.