[ry4n413]

"It remains to be seen if in response to its collapsing ratings, CNN will refocus from waging war on "fake media", and make airing of hard core porn during primetime TV a part of scheduled programming. Come, pardon the pun, to think of it, "Deep Quote with Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper" is a "news" show we could certainly sink our teeth into." ZH

[bitwize]

This sounds like something from Idiocracy, in which Starbucks had pivoted into the brothel-chain business.