[SticksAndBreaks]

Conspiracy is hard work- eating, sleeping, those conspirators are superman/woman who can do without.

If Conspirators hold you capable of everything, its sort of flattering - in a darth Vader, Astmatic sort of way..

[MK999]

Why does a handkerchief have a map on it that's pizza related? It's a coded message.

The only thing that can be debated at this point is if / how to decode the message. I don't believe someone could make a good faith argument saying that it's not an encoded message.

[givinguflac]

This is what gets me as well. Yes it all sounds crazy and a bit of a reach, but what in the hell is a pizza related map on a handkerchief, seriously?

[0xcde4c3db]

Doesn't sound too out of line for gift shop kitsch to me. "Old timey map featuring famous longstanding business" is definitely a pattern I've seen in promotional artwork.

[CmdrSprinkles]

God help them if they ever visit Chicago...

[weaksauce]

I have seen many weird ties and handkerchiefs... Why is it such a stretch to believe that there exists a design in which there is a map with either different famous pizza shops or a map with different regional pizza types on it? My boss had a tie with pizza on it years ago. Either he's a pedo or perhaps the more reasonable explanation is that it's just a stupid tie with pizza on it.