| Apparently you have never worked in a NOC? You need one team of three for 24/7 NOC coverage, even for a worldwide customer base. Preferably four or more but three will do for a while. Tickets are automatically generated from alerts for anything from unusual web server logs to disks filling up to network bandwidth spikes to slow SQL queries, etc. The NOC staffer attempts to resolve problems on their own, and identifies and calls the first point of contact for specific issues as necessary, following the appropriate escalation procedure. As people get woken up in the middle of the night for their shit breaking, after a few weeks, suddenly regular problems either go away or standard procedures for fixes are documented. In a few months a staff of three can handle 90% or more of the tickets that are automatically generated. We were doing this over 10 years ago with about 2000 servers getting traffic from 2,000 to 150,000 hits per second on Perl web apps. Honestly, nobody does anything efficiently anymore. |
Oh, you are talking about people who just phone other people, well you need to include the "other people" in your number.