[dpark]

Making a cheap bag into a greasy, sticky cheap bag doesn't seem like a net gain.

[riskable]

Yes, butt covering with Butt Paste would be an excellent metaphor of its quality!

...which is precisely why I made my "protective" suggestion in the first place =)

[slackstation]

Cheap? You can buy one from this guy for only $230 (!)

[chronolitus]

I found that very high at first, but then realized it's probably a pretty fair valuation of his time.

In the sense that you'd be silly to pay that price for that bag, but he'd be silly to sell it to you for any less if it takes him 10 hours to make it.