[citrusx]

Here's what I tell my devs:

Yes, "you might not need jQuery". But, the first time you have to log real hours fixing a cross-browser bug that the jQuery team already took care of, I'm fucking firing you. Choose wisely.

[flukus]

Probably hyperbolic, but if not what you're really telling your devs is:

"If you make a mistake try to cover it up rather than be honest about it, because your arse is on the line".

[tedmiston]

I'm looking at you, XMLHttpRequest (thank you, $.ajax).

[bbcbasic]

And upon hearing that I'd fucking resign.