[phee]

connect the two prong adapter, take your shoes and socks off, feet on the ground... feel the vibe! the best shocks you get at the edges or at the pointy edges in that groove to lift the display up.

[jmmcd]

> feel the vibe! the best shocks [...]

Users enjoying electric shocks. Reality distortion field operating at nominal.

[phee]

right, it's so powerful it's also interfering with your sarchasm detector, apparently.