[lalaithion]

Thirty years from now: Same headline without quotes.

[taneq]

"It turns out these users had been dead for several years, but due to a glitch in payroll, they had still been physically alive. We, uh, just fixed the glitch."

[rch]

This was the dry run.

P.S. I took a screenshot of my profile while I was dead, and just set a reminder to post the 'memory' next year.