[kylebgorman]

This is not a question that really would be of much interest to most working linguists, who aren't really willing to make value judgments about language any more than chemists are to talk about their favorite molecules.

Constructed languages are also generally considered "mostly harmless" but not really an object of scientific inquiry.

If you're interested in languages, you may want what people who study languages for a living are interested in. Or you dive into conlanging...there's probably a subreddit for that.