[rsync]

I very happily bought the Neptune Pine[1] which is a full featured telephone the size of a watch (I removed the watchband and threw it away). Love it.

[1] https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/neptune/neptune-pine-sm...

[dghughes]

You've become Derek Zoolander. http://i.imgur.com/eOXfo95.jpg

[hollander]

It's sold with short sleeves.