[awj]

You just have to read it in the voice of a stage actor clearly overdoing it on a dramatic soliloquy. Not sure if you're into comedians, but Paul F. Tompkins does this pretty frequently and well.

That said, it's still insufferable, just mildly entertaining as well.

[kelseydh]

This reminds me of the "Rails is Omakase" video ripping on DHH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E99FnoYqoII

[GFK_of_xmaspast]

It doesn't even have decent scansion tho.

[paavokoya]

Not everyone wants to read through life like Nathan Lane.

[webmaven]

Or Jon Lovitz.

"Acting!"