[chaosmachine]

It's all about the headline. A good headline will generate twice the upvotes in half the time. A lot of great stories never make it to the front page because the headlines are terrible.

[RiderOfGiraffes]

And yet we're told not to editorialize, so I "wasn't allowed" to change the headline.

Additionally, the other story was already on the front page when this one was submitted.

Still, who cares.