[thisisdave]

I was doored once. I remember flying through the air and thinking, "oh, this isn't so bad." Then I landed and almost broke my hand.

[mintplant]

Reminds me of the opening narration to the French movie La Haine. Approximately translated:

"This is the story of a man who fell from a 50-story building. The man, as he fell he kept repeating to reassure himself: 'So far so good, so far so good, so far so good.' But the important part is not the fall... it's the landing."

https://youtu.be/Uz9vgtXq_Hs